Went to see Tegan & Sara play in town. They were amazing! It was a purely enjoyable concert, and the fact that all of the lesbians in Portland were there didn't hurt either. The venue was seated, which I am not used to, but I discovered that all that means is that you can sit and chill when the support is playing, and then move to the front and stand for the main act. This is the second time I have seen Tegan & Sara. The first time I saw them was a few years ago at the Cockpit in Leeds (yes, it's really called the Cockpit). I went with my friends Nick and Cat, and I neglected to tell each of them where we were going, who the band were, and the fact that the other person was coming. My friends put up with a lot of misinformation.
Had some crescent rolls the other night - they are weird. For those who do not know what crescent rolls are, they are a bastardised American version of croissants, they come in a tube, you twist the tube around the middle and the dough bursts out in a disturbing fashion, and then the dough is pre-cut into rolled up triangles, which you roll into a semblance of a croissant. See, WEIRD. But good. Mmm, fake buttery dough.
I've been drinking a lot of Sessions lager lately. It is cheap, and tastes better than PBR. Sorry, I appreciate PBR for a lot of reasons, but taste is not necessarily one of them.

I am working on a new zine! Well, I keep telling people that, but I haven't actually done any work on it myself. But our fine contributors have been sending in articles. So they have done some work. It's going to be sweet though, just you wait.
Did you ever play MASH when in High School? Not sure I can remember back that far, but ANYWAY, we played it last week and here are my results: I am married to Queen Victoria, my car is an aircraft carrier, I have 5,280 kids, my pets are hookworms, my occupation is space cowboy, I live in The Shire, and my major vice is an unfulfillable centaur porn fetish.