Venezia

So I am in Europe for a while, mainly in the UK, but last week I got lucky enough to spend five days in Venice. It was beautiful! I kept a travel journal while I was there, keeping track of what we got up to, and making a few sketches when I had time. (I also took squillions of pictures.) Here are a few pretty rubbish sketches, ah well.

She's the Man: THE DRINKING GAME (!!!)

Last night we watched stellar teen movie She's the Man, starring manic weirdo Amanda Bynes, hunky beefcake Channing Tatum, and some other people we haven't heard of.

These people are all supposed to be in high school.

I love this movie, I have seen it several times. It is worth it for the totally insane lead performance by Amanda Bynes. She dresses up as a dude to prove she can play football (?), and decides that dudes speak in bizarre southern accents and pull a lot of funny facial expressions. Amanda Bynes at full speed can pull approximately 10-12 funny faces per second. (Basically, her acting style solidified when she was in "All That" at age 8.) Oh, also this movie is supposedly based on Twelfth Night.

Amanda Bynes as a gay 12-year-old boy.

Anyway, without further ado, here's the drinking game! You must drink on the following occasions:

• Every time Amanda Bynes switches from a girl to a man, OR vice versa
• Every time Amanda Bynes called someone "bro" or "bra"
• Channing Tatum is shirtless
• Amanda Bynes grabs her crotch
• Something is GAY.
• Montage!
• Something is actually faithful to Twelfth Night/Shakespeare

I know that's only a handful of rules, but trust me, that's the entire movie covered.

Oops! Looks like Channing Tatum has misplaced his shirt again.

For future reference, drinking every time there is a montage or something is super gay will work for just about any movie. For example, I worked with only those two rules for Whip It!, and I was smashed.