Twilight/Bring It On Drunken Double Bill

You may know that creating drinking games for movies is pretty much one of my favourite things. I have amassed a pretty good collection, for a variety of movies and also, very importantly, Eurovision. So here's a couple more of them for your viewing/boozing pleasure.

The Bring It On drinking game:

Drink for the following:

• Lesbian subtext
• Every time a word is altered to include the word "cheer"
• Kirsten Dunst says "Duh"
• Spirit Fingers
• Bull Horns ("Go Toros!")
• Someone does a somersault
• Training montage

The Twilight drinking game:

Drink for the following:

• Jean shorts
• Every time someone tells Bella she's awesome
• Self-hug (i.e. When Bella is having an emotion and hugs herself while looking vulnerable.)
• Sparkles!
• GAY.
• Things that you would be arrested for in real life, but Bella finds romantic. (i.e. creepy behaviour, Love=Murder.)
• Adorably clumsy
• Softcore abstinence porn
• Montage

Quite frankly, you can whip up a perfectly decent drinking game for more or less any movie if you follow only two rules: drink whenever there is a montage, or whenever something is kind of gay. Who knew that homoeroticism and training montages would be the building blocks of modern cinema?